About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll do. So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest.
To borrow the words of a popular meme: Dudes be like “Your beautiful.” I be like “It’s you’re.” Do you remember that episode of “Doctor Who” where they invade the planet of insane Daleks? Of course, the Doctor rushes off to rescue her from the ship. When the Doctor opens the door to find a killing machine and not a damsel there waiting for him, he gets majorly catfished.
Right after he picked her up, he felt the need to fart, but he figured he could wait until they got to the movies. Once again, the girl's father stands up, shouts "Duke! Finally, he lets it all go and the loudest most hair-curling fart you've ever heard or smelt rippled through the dining room. "Duke, get the hell out from under him before he shits on you! "I just did the operation," insists the doctor, "It's a miracle!
When they got there, he asked her if she wanted some popcorn and Coke. The line was long, so he went back to the lobby, got the food, and went back into the theatre. "A girl walks into a grocery store and asks the stock boy if he has any nuts. Here's your baby." About fifteen years go by, and the priest realises he must tell his son the truth.
He asks Bobby what they're planning to do on the date.
Bobby politely responds that they'll probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie.
One Monday morning Morton woke up with a funny feeling that something important happened last night.