If I’m finna be spending all our time together killing my phone battery and data plan scrolling Twitter and Instagram then I’mma probably gratefully accept the L that is not dating you. I’m not talking about ugly or pretty — those are subjective, and while one person may not find you attractive someone else will. Quick scenario: You’re on a first date with a woman.
You want to talk about the intricacies of a shared Transformers/Fast and Furious universe, but your date hasn’t kept up with either. Keep talking about something she doesn’t understand and isn’t interested in, or change the subject and figure out what interests you both share?
You gonna make me sit through all 8 million episodes of Naruto even though I said I’m not into anime? One universal truth about dating is that you won’t meet the person at their realest in those early days.
Because if you can’t stand to be around you, why would anyone else?Do you look to any of the aforementioned relationship geniuses for legit advice?Do you have only bad things to say about women who aren’t attracted to you?Can you only talk about one thing whether I like it or not? So if you sun up on me looking like you couldn’t be bothered to bathe before coming out…Can you talk to me at all or do we just sit in awkward ass silence heavy as Rock Lee’s training weights? it’s gonna be a no from me dawg because you upsetting me and my homegirl.
Are you misogynistic, sexist, classist, homophobic, transphobic, or otherwise bigoted?